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• Jack explores the dystopian MTV world. He discovers his dog Kojak transformed into a round, puffball type animal with human intelligence and the ability to speak. His mother, Mrs. Swift transformed into a militant mother, sporting a shaved scalp and bright green lipstick.
• On the order of His Awesomeness, Jack is ordered under arrest for book possession. He escapes with the help of his high school crush,Doreen, now transformed into a leather clad motorcyclist.
• Damon is revealed to be, His Awesomeness, the ruler of the dystopian world.